The Collected Detritus

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

I wasn’t going to post today because I’m REALLY tired and I need to switch back to once-a-week postings so that I have a significant backlog for upcoming shenanigans, but I’m really tired and couldn’t resist. So there. That is my wafer-thin excuse. *g*

Also wafer-thin excuse: If I’m supposed to respond to your messages/emails? Uhmmmmm. Yeah I basically started hiding under my desk when summer finally arrived and now there are Things Happening. Haven’t forgotten you.  <3

“Everyone likes to forget that Andromeda Tonks raised a Black-blooded daughter.”

adhdkirabraginsky:

a smug indulgence. tell yourself, “i’m gonna do this thing because i like it, and there’s nothing you can do to make me feel bad about it!” eat that cake! read that romance novel! be free!!!

(via glare-gryphon)

I have had a very busy day and it’s not done yet, so my QuiObi fic for today will most likely be posted tomorrow and my next pineapple chapter will be posted after this week. Sorry to everyone waiting, but the chapter is only half written and I need some time.

Why didn’t I remember that is finals this week?

Anonymous asked: Strawberries are smart fuckers that will take over every bit of space they can get

I’ve heard that! It’s why my plant was in a pot and not in the ground, lol. But my parents plants are *in the ground* and they have 2 small plants, not a patch.

It’s the oddest thing.

Last year I had a single strawberry plant in a pot

This year, that entire corner of our yard is turning into a strawberry patch.

I’m not complaining, I love strawberries, I’m just confused. My parents have a pair of strawberry plants next to their driveway and they’ve never even once tried to spread…

I guess I’m getting up now ?!

scarletjedi:

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy , Star Wars - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi

Characters: Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, OCs

Additional Tags: Bodyguard, Public Sex, Light BDSM, Qui-Gon Lives, And he’s a toppy dude, the Clone Wars never happened AU

Summary:

The bells chimed louder and Obi-Wan realized, too late, that this was the warning the Force had tried to give.

“Teach me?” The Prince asked, earnest.

Qui-Gon didn’t even hesitate. “We will do what we can to help, of course.”

’And there it is,’ Obi-Wan thought.

Written for QuiObi Week 2018: Bodyguard!

Thanks to @kettish for helping me figure this fic out, and cheering me through. Thanks to @thegreatsopranocat for the last minute beta!

If you like what I do, please consider buying me a coffee! that’d be cool of you :)

Morning Reblog

peterssquill:

some cop, unlucky enough to pull over captain america of all people: sir um could I see ur… uh… license?

steve rogers, someone who never bothered to get one: …..no

like, i’m sure the army would have given him one as part of his “welcome to the new millennium/you’re a real boy now” package, but the question is if he would have remembered to *renew* it. 

I’m gonna say no, and that whoever is in the passenger seat (I want it to be bucky, but let’s face it. It’s sam because bucky is still relegated to the back seat) is covering their face and shaking their head.

(via livingmeatloaf)

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy , Star Wars - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi

Characters: Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, OCs

Additional Tags: Bodyguard, Public Sex, Light BDSM, Qui-Gon Lives, And he’s a toppy dude, the Clone Wars never happened AU

Summary:

The bells chimed louder and Obi-Wan realized, too late, that this was the warning the Force had tried to give.

“Teach me?” The Prince asked, earnest.

Qui-Gon didn’t even hesitate. “We will do what we can to help, of course.”

’And there it is,’ Obi-Wan thought.

Written for QuiObi Week 2018: Bodyguard!

Thanks to @kettish for helping me figure this fic out, and cheering me through. Thanks to @thegreatsopranocat for the last minute beta!

If you like what I do, please consider buying me a coffee! that’d be cool of you :)

scarletjedi:

i am trying *SO HARD* to get out my next quiobi prompt fic, and that’s definitely a pun i made on purpose…

It’s done! I just have to make the edits then I can post!